1. Assemble necessary items, including but not limited to the following:
2. Place sling around shoulder.
3. Put on boots.
4. Clip leash on dog, leaving handle to leash wrapped around the door knob. Encourage dog to remain sitting in front of the door.
5. Dress baby in coat and hat.
6. Arrange baby in sling.
7. Put on adult coat and carefully zip up part way.
8. Double check that pockets contain cell phone, poop bag, and keys.
9. Put on gloves.
10. Triple check for keys.
11. Pray the dog behaves while walking.